drive through abortion clinic (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} augustusbones) wrote,@ 2008-02-22 21:58:00 |
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All about the failboat... i mean integra
Due to the totally psychotic nature of my life i find i need to take a trip the hell outta this place from time to time and have a little adventure. I had planned to hit up Tennessee for a weekend long event starting today. I grabbed a crew of like minded friends, resources, wheels, and all the other fine print. Well at the last minute mike bailed on us. I know, what a pansy. Well that wasnt going to stop us. I grabbed the Oracle and Jay Leno and set off.
Had a quick breakfast a Bojangles and started blasting soem Muse along the highway.
About the time i was projecting my usual middle finger out the window as we were passing Greensboro we noticed a noise coming from the drivers side front tire. It wasnt a happy noise but it went away and we just fiugred it was something on the road. It wasnt. Halfway through Winston Salem we lost control of the vehicle and were forced to make an emergency stop on the highway.
Its a depressing sight to see, stuck on the road while so many people pass you by. Lucky for us Jay Leno had a triple A card so we could get a tow to the triple A service center. While we were sitting and waiting for the truck to pick us up a cop pulled in behind us and asked if we needed help, we said we were fine and had a guy coming to get us, he then asked us if we wanted him to wait with us and if we felt safe. This cop boggled my mind. Must have been trying to get out of doing something else i guess. We told him to fuck off and he did.
Tow truck finally arrived and hauled us to the service center. We already knew that we had broke an axle so at least we knew what we were getting into. Well the shop was about to close so they couldnt do a damn thing for us. I had to use the bathroom while in there and i discovered something that brought me back..
Thats a chick publication, some of the most hilarious christian propaganda i have ever read in my life. I used to collect these back when i was in high school and at one point i had the full set til an ex of mine ran off with them. I thought they stopped making them but here i found one on the edge of the sink. i had to snag it.
After the piss we then sat down and knew our trip was pretty much fucked. We knew we either had to stay in winston or try and get ourselves and the car back to the raleigh area. I know people in the area but i didnt have any of their numbers on hand so that meant going back to raleigh. Lucky for us Jay Leno had the plus account, free towing up to 100 miles. We then crammed in the truck, loaded the car and set course for home.
Go team Failure.
So the night was a total failure. We missed the good stuff and now we are just sitting around playing guitar hero. I kinda hate my life right about now and wish i was drunk. I dont even do drugs but if someone put something in front of me i would jump on it, thats the kind of horrid mood im in. I wish my girlie was around.
Due to the totally psychotic nature of my life i find i need to take a trip the hell outta this place from time to time and have a little adventure. I had planned to hit up Tennessee for a weekend long event starting today. I grabbed a crew of like minded friends, resources, wheels, and all the other fine print. Well at the last minute mike bailed on us. I know, what a pansy. Well that wasnt going to stop us. I grabbed the Oracle and Jay Leno and set off.
Had a quick breakfast a Bojangles and started blasting soem Muse along the highway.
About the time i was projecting my usual middle finger out the window as we were passing Greensboro we noticed a noise coming from the drivers side front tire. It wasnt a happy noise but it went away and we just fiugred it was something on the road. It wasnt. Halfway through Winston Salem we lost control of the vehicle and were forced to make an emergency stop on the highway.
Its a depressing sight to see, stuck on the road while so many people pass you by. Lucky for us Jay Leno had a triple A card so we could get a tow to the triple A service center. While we were sitting and waiting for the truck to pick us up a cop pulled in behind us and asked if we needed help, we said we were fine and had a guy coming to get us, he then asked us if we wanted him to wait with us and if we felt safe. This cop boggled my mind. Must have been trying to get out of doing something else i guess. We told him to fuck off and he did.
Tow truck finally arrived and hauled us to the service center. We already knew that we had broke an axle so at least we knew what we were getting into. Well the shop was about to close so they couldnt do a damn thing for us. I had to use the bathroom while in there and i discovered something that brought me back..
Thats a chick publication, some of the most hilarious christian propaganda i have ever read in my life. I used to collect these back when i was in high school and at one point i had the full set til an ex of mine ran off with them. I thought they stopped making them but here i found one on the edge of the sink. i had to snag it.
After the piss we then sat down and knew our trip was pretty much fucked. We knew we either had to stay in winston or try and get ourselves and the car back to the raleigh area. I know people in the area but i didnt have any of their numbers on hand so that meant going back to raleigh. Lucky for us Jay Leno had the plus account, free towing up to 100 miles. We then crammed in the truck, loaded the car and set course for home.
Go team Failure.
So the night was a total failure. We missed the good stuff and now we are just sitting around playing guitar hero. I kinda hate my life right about now and wish i was drunk. I dont even do drugs but if someone put something in front of me i would jump on it, thats the kind of horrid mood im in. I wish my girlie was around.
